That’s not to diminish the severity of this storm. Multiple feet of snow will fall. That literally hasn’t happened since the last time it happened. Personally, I’m quite shocked that it would snow in a place where it snows. So, as a suburbanite who is an expert at surviving when my survival is in no way threatened, I’d like to impart a step by step process to help you through this weather event:
1) Find someone with a roof and walls on their house and seek shelter.
And by God I hope you’ve already stockpiled eggs and toilet paper. If you haven’t, you’re as good as dead. You fool. May the Lord have mercy on you.