I’ll hit Fort Worth on September 19th, and Houston the following day. Tickets are just 18 bucks if you get them now.
I’ll talk a little bit about how we need to be rebels, rejecting the progressive culture of death and embracing the truth, no matter the consequences. Then we’ll have a Q&A/discussion and a meet and greet. Finally, I’ll conclude the evening with a interpretive dance number. It’s sort of a ballet fusion routine. Very edgy.
Don’t miss it.
And, to answer a question I’ve been asked a hundred times, yes you may bring your alpacas for some on-site grooming consultations.*
*Alpaca grooming consults will require an extra $3,000 fee. Results may vary. If your alpaca is particularly unkempt, I may decide that the only solution is to shoot it and harvest its meat to make a delicious stew. This decision will be non-negotiable and made on the spot, without warning.
Hope to see you there!